Yes, dear teenage self, this is a difficult Saturday evening for you. Jan Delay just opened the ARD Eurovision Songcontest Warm-Up. And the 30 year old you? Is listening to electronic dance music compiled by NPR – and is loving it. Especially the opening cut by Fatima Al-Qadiri is amazing.

Later on I will sit next to my wife on the sofa and watch the Eurovision Songcontest sober.

Bear with me, teenage self, it’s all good.