People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn’t have much of any

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family’s enemy or be close with my family’s enemy as it is their party I am crashing Juliet: I do not like …

raptorific: Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? …